Government Steve’s friend has an existential crisis every time he wakes up.
Beholder wouldn’t be caught dead being a superhero, even though she looked amazing in tights
How many times do I have to tell you? The war room is not for playing Dungeons and Dragons!
The Grenadier just wanted to sleep until noon, but someone had to rescue The Princess.
A tired and retired war hero gets a call to action. He ignores it.